The best tablet: Luflée review

The best tablet on sale for 2013:
Milka Luflée
With this tablet, it's you who sucks.

Technical specifications

• Brand: Milka
• Model: Luflée
• Screen Size: 7" Full-HD
• Processor: Multi-Cow @ 1.6Klbs each
• Memory: 32 Giga-Bites
• Operating System: Chocolate Aero Cocoa
• Autonomy: Up to 7 days (depends on usage speed)
• Included applications: Pure-Pleasure, Stress, Bitterness, Heartbreaks, and many more